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Well bugger me backwards with a pitchfork! The following compiles and runs, but I've not checked for sanity via plots. What I have done is vomit and screamed:
I am proud to have discovered this monstrosity. Proud, and deeply nauseous.
I actually found myself using this in some code today. I'll be okay, I just need to lie down for a while.